Sunday, November 23, 2008

Mouldy Scones: You Never Know Where You'll Find Inspiration: Just Ask Alexander Fleming, Discoverer of Penicillin!

'In the latter part of the 19th century it was the custom in the farming community in Ayrshire, Scotland, for the farmer's wife to put a freshly baked scone on a shelf, where it was left to grow mouldy. 

Anyone on the farm who sustained a cut would then rub this mouldy scone in the wound. 

It was into this very farming community in 1881 that Alexander Fleming, who went on to discover penicillin, was born.

The young Fleming no doubt encountered scone therapy, and even though the practice was eventually deemed unhygienic and fell into disuse, he would, of course, vindicate this home remedy. 

— Dr. David Adamson, St. Thomas, Ont.

--quoted in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, vol. 165, no. 12, December 11, 2001, p. 1591-2.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Q: Can you turn Social Security payments off and on? And is there any benefit to doing so? A: Yes! Here's the details.

I turned 62 this month, and applied right away for Social Security -- I figure, let's spend their money first, and hang onto my money as much as possible.

Anyway, a job opportunity has come along that looks very appealing -- right up my alley, a startup, exciting, etc. If it actually comes through (it's a startup, so funding is always a question), I will be making enough money that my Social Security income will be cancelled out, probably completely (they reduce your payments by a buck for every $2 you earn over the maximum of, I think, $14,000 a year).

So I talked to the Social Security advisor with my questions:

Q: I may have job starting; if I earn enough, can I turn SS off and then back on?

A: Yes. Just call 800 number for SSN (that I got in my application literature) and tell them you are starting a job that will earn $XX. They'll reduce or discontinue payments -- until you call back when the job is over.

Q: Is there an economic incentive for me to do so?

A: Yes; for each month you don't receive payment, or only get partial payment, you get one month's (or partial month's) credit towards your full retirement date.

For example: I am 62; if I stop it for a year, then restart at 63, I get paid the amount I'd get paid if I were starting at 63. This benefit applies up until my full retirement age (which depends on your birth year; for me it is, I think, 65).

This means if I shut off Social Security for, say, a year, then start it up next year, I'll get a few bucks extra in each month's check, just as if I had first started getting payments later.

This will be true even if, for example, you start getting payments at 62, then two years later turn it off for a while -- your incentive will be slightly higher monthly payments when you turn it back on.

Good thinking, SSA!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Surprisingly entertaining performance "Solo/Tongues" at Cal State Hayward!


I went to the Solo/Tongues performance last night (Nov 14), opening night, somewhat holding my breath in expectation of something so arty that it would bore me.

I was wrong: It was terrific!
The Solo portion consists of five monologues, each interesting, fun, funny, and expertly performed. A "hostess" welcomes you to Celebrity Slaveships. A Chinese student who loves computer games confesses that he's gay--and tall! A Chicano answers "Ask a Mexican!" And an Indian immigrant takes refuge imagining herself a Bollywood movie princess.
The Tongues part started off ominously, with two barefoot musicians playing accordians and walking up and down the aisles repeatedly, followed by babble from speakers placed around the theater. This went on too long and I was sure I was stuck in a Noh play.

Then the performance proper started, with a group of women singing--one in particular had a voice that simply stood out wonderfully.

Then the two or three dozen performers started careening around the stage, dancing, moving, singing, declaiming, scampering from one part of the stage to another -- and the chaos they created became mesmerizing, fascinating, eye-catching, vividly interesting.

I understood none of the cognitive elements of the play itself -- I have no idea what was supposed to be going on; that's where the artsy part came in -- but the whole busy, wild, dramatic, astonishing performance held me spellbound and delighted for the next hour.

It was - terrific! Entertaining! Go see it if you haven't already. Take your friends, including the ones who (like me) don't really much like "art" in my theatrical experiences -- however reluctant we are when we show up, we'll leave entirely entertained! Really! This is not just a performance for the art-in-crowd - it's something everyone will enjoy, even though it's hard to explain what goes on, or what it means.

Great, great fun! (In fact, I think I might come back next weekend and see it again.)

Friday, November 14, 2008

'Blocked' by Comcast as a spammer! --Some days I hate computers

The other day I got a robomessage (an automated email) from my ISP, Comcast.net, saying that my computer was being used for spam, and thus they were blocking me -- I would be unable to send email.

This accusation is impossible; I use ZoneAlarm Professional (and even pay for it), which blocks mass outbound emailings; and I've run three separate virus-checking programs, which have found nothing. Of course, the Comcast email had no instructions about how to argue the point, other than links to FAQs of smug instructions to use your firewall and run virus programs.

Not a big problem, I thought, I'll just use Gmail as my Reply ISP, which I did - for two weeks, and then that stopped working too.

I went to Comcast.net and drilled down until I found the "chat with a tech" link -- no way was I going to go by telephone and be driven crazy by the phone tree!

The tech said all I need to do was change my Outgoing Server (SMTP) port from the default 25 to 587. Lo & behold, that worked.

He said all Comcast had done when they decided I was a zombie computer was block my port 25.

Of course, it didn't work immediately. I was using Thunderbird, which he promptly told me Comcast doesn't "support." But after I sneered at him (in text), he suggested I delete my existing identities and re-enter them. That worked. (I hate the ease with which companies simply say "we don't support that," like it gets them off the hook. Only Outlook and Outlook Express, he said - ironic, since OE is notoriously insecure!)

I also changed the ports on Outlook, in case I get stuck using that benighted, slow-as-a-pig program.

So I'm back on track.

Sigh. Some days I hate computers.